Google moves to one day a week!
Following the lead of Hamish & Andy, Google plan to pull back their search engine commitments to just one day a week. A Google spokesman said, “We’ve had a blessed run over the last 5 years, so we thought it was the perfect time to try something different’.
The world will still be able to access the search engine, but just on Fridays.
When asked whether they were going to remain doing Internet based work, Google (aka The People’s Search Engine) were coy about what’s coming up. ‘We don’t really know what we might do,’ Google said with a shrug. ‘But people will be able to look up pizza stores and ‘world’s longest hair’ every Friday just like they used to.’