Finger Crime Stoppers

An index finger was held at knife point by a middle finger wearing a balaclava in the early hours of this morning.

The DP (Digit Police) want  to talk with a ring finger and a pinky who were reportedly near the scene according to CCTV footage.

The middle finger was of medium build, and a similar height to the victim, just slightly taller (as middle fingers normally are unless you’re a weirdo).

Tell your mates…