Welcome to our shop, where you can buy many Hamish & Andy related items.
Common Man T-Shirt
The ideal statement gift for that person in your life who’s very in touch with the common man. Or, you may feel it represents your outlook, in which case, wear it proudly! We can relate. Actually, Andy can’t he’s very out of touch..
Text imagery on shirt is waterbed/plastisol, as any common man would expect it to be. T-shirts are relaxed fit, standard length, crew neck with ribbed neckband, made from 100% organic 180gsm cotton and available in black or white. All sizes are in mens, for woman’s sizes please refer to size guide for your best fit. We recommend men also check the size guide to make sure you get the best fit.
Lost Touch T-Shirt
Do you know someone who has lost touch with the common man? Well, this shirt is destined for their torso! May the world know their out of touch-ness. Or, if you wish to humbly (unlikely) put your hand up as having lost touch, then hit that add to cart button, and pay that extra $10 because we all know you can afford it! ...Must be nice.
Text imagery on shirt is embroidered! Oof!! Must be veeeery nice. T-shirts are relaxed fit, standard length, crew neck with ribbed neck band, made from 100% organic 180gsm cotton and available in black or white. All sizes are in mens, for woman’s sizes please refer to size guide for your best fit. We recommend men also check the size guide to make sure you get the best fit.
Refund Insurance Card
Purchase if you wish to add $1 insurance which will allow you to return and receive a refund. In exchange for your dollar, you’ll receive a card detailing your decision to receive “customer service”. We know most brands strive for customer service and include it in the purchase price, but our distribution manager wasn’t interested in that. So remember, you won’t be able to swap for a different size, but you will be able to get a refund. To be sure, do as Horgs said on the podcast and “measure twice, order once!
Power Moves book - Dishonourable Second Run
The greatest collection of Power Moves mankind has ever assembled. A giant compendium of some of the most elite genius and usually asshole-y tactics to give you the upper hand in almost any social situation. Get it now before governments make it illegal due to unfair advantage the reader gains in life.
No international complaints
Horgs will send international orders and will give best endeavours, but by ordering international, you forefeit the right to complain.
Frequently Asked Questions
I have a general enquiry about my order, who do I contact?
General enquiries about your t-shirt order can be directed to email@example.com. Please include your order number in the email.
What are the size options of the t-shirt?
Please refer to the following sizing chart and order and choose wisely!
When will my order be sent?
Your order will be dispatched from our warehouse within approximately one week after you order. You will receive an email once it has been dispatched, which will include tracking details from Australia Post.
Where can my order be shipped?
Within Australia and overseas. Please note with overseas orders there are ongoing COVID-19 restrictions with mail providers worldwide, so expect delays and please be patient!
What is your Returns Policy prior to the item being dispatched?
Change of mind purchases can be fully refunded, only prior to the item being dispatched. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org to request this.
What is your Returns Policy after the item has been dispatched?
- Change of mind:
- You will need to email email@example.com with your order number and change of mind request. Make sure you purchased Hamish and Andy’s $1 ‘change of mind insurance’ to allow you to request a refund of the T-Shirt!
- You will be sent a returns form to fill out to include with your item you are returning. No items will be accepted without a competed returns form.
- The item is to be returned to Lake Press in ‘as good as new’ condition with tags within 30 days of receiving the order with a completed returns form.
- The cost of returning the item is the responsibility of the customer and the amount refunded to you will exclude the original shipping cost.
- The refund will only take place once the item is received, and all the above criteria is met.
- The returns shipping address is:
Hamish and Andy Shop Returns
c/o Lake Press
2 Vulcan Drive
TRUGANINA VIC 3209
- Change of size:
- You will need to return the item as per the ‘Change of mind’ steps above
- You will then need to make a new order of the size you require. Note that stock is limited so your desired size might not be available!
- Always remember to refer to the above size specifications prior to ordering.
- Faulty items:
In rare circumstances for any refunds relating to faulty items, please send details to firstname.lastname@example.org
We hold the right to be able to cancel and refund your order if stock is unavailable.