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Andy's bearded mate Gilps thought he'd be a champion soccer coach when he volunteered last minute to guide a kids soccer team to victory. That … continue reading →

You have given us a wide array of challenges for our Gap Year in New York. Together with you we are grading them as to … continue reading →

Hamish ordered two cases of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt energy drink from his website. They never arrived! Hamish has been tracking Seagal down for a … continue reading →

Bassetonians, it is I, Hamish, Supreme Overlord of the resistance (by the way, I have made you all Grand Overlords as a token of my … continue reading →

Are you guys really going to New York? Yes. Really? Yes. And please, if it’s OK, take our word for it otherwise this whole page … continue reading →

After years of playing golf with Andy, his friend thought this device on the golf buggy was for peeing in during a round of golf. … continue reading →

There is only one Robert Pattinson, as there is only one Robert Cattinson! Okay, it may be a bit enthusiastic to make a three photo gallery from … continue reading →

Hello lovers of everything “non-Andy antique snake” related, here is a handy guide to snakes that are better than Andy’s family’s “antique wooden snake” (I … continue reading →

Hello Basset fans, bonjour Basset admirateurs (French). Whilst some of my intro was in French, I will probably do todays Basset completely in English as … continue reading →

Good Basset to you Bassetonians. Todays Basset is a three panel Basset and without wanting to build a “hype-scraper” (like a skyscraper but made purely … continue reading →

Hamish has been preparing Andy for the dating scene, and last weekend his guidance was put to the test when Andy went on a real-life … continue reading →