Like all great websites…
All iconic websites have their humble beginnings. Then they blossom to become one of the greats. Here are some examples: As I'm quite sure you're … continue reading
Latest thoughts
Obviously, this section isn’t exactly our latest thoughts. We are still working on getting computers hardwired to our brains for you to get those instant updates. During the testing of this technology, Ham’s thoughts were as follows: Hot Chips, Hot Chips, Cleavage, Hot Chips, Roller Blades, Hot Chips… so we all felt it better just to decide manually what goes in this section.
Witness Hamish’s Backflip
Want to be tramp-side at our last show of the year and see Hamish attempt a backflip in his leopard leotard at the Centre of … continue reading
Cackling Jack’s Tattoo
Cackling Jack's tattoo debuted on our old website, but we wanted to make sure they're on this website too. He got these sparrows inked on … continue reading
Register for your sip
Do you, like everyone on this planet, want a sip of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt energy drink? Well that taste will be all yours if … continue reading
Introducing our Co-Host
When the TV show premieres tonight, it won't just be us presenting from the desk. Hamish has promised to bring along his electronic drum pad … continue reading
We found the look-a-like
Hamish got a glaring stare from a man on the train when he didn't give up his seat for the middle-aged man, thinking he wasn't … continue reading
Andy’s Lair: Map Revealed!
Against my urgings, people have been referring to Andy's NYC apartment as a "lair". The interest in and around the lair (and again, I wish … continue reading
Hamish’s smugness
Hamish is feeling very smug after Andy apologised to him for not believing that he spotted celebrity and Victoria Secret model Adriana Lima at his gym. … continue reading
July 4, 2011: Fred Basset
Friends, allies, heroes, believer, Bassetonians, Bassetinnians, Bassetuvians, others. It has been over one week since our last update, a delay that has caused many of … continue reading
The Bikini Analysis
It is quite clear from the evidence board below that Cherie Ditcham is our "Golden Key" to Steven Seagal. She came on today's show and … continue reading
Laurie Oakes, our silent third member
Adding fuel to the rumour (we just made up) that whenever veteran journalist Laurie Oakes travels, we shadow him to make sure he comes to … continue reading
